GROUPIE BITCHES

VERSE I

I dont' walk up in a club, I run up like what's up

I'm not here to make friends, I just want to get fu*ked up

I talk a lot of sh** and you can say I start stuff

But I'm one of the few who can actually back this sh** up

I'm here to party, I get the party thumpin'

I getr fu*kin' retard I get these bit*hes fu*kin'

I'm so cocky, I'm cold clockin'

You get knocked the fu*k out if you try cock blockin'

I'm a gigolo on a show bouncers can't control

When I arrive my doors open, red carpets unroll

I pop paparazzi when they get too close

I get inside and let everyone know

I'm pullin' all the pussy that's worth to pull

These bitches are way too cheap to go home alone

Any how lookin' for doh, big tits, bimbos

I'm usually into the ones who are wearing the least clothes

If you're freaky enough it's back to my hotel room

Your girlfriend or two, there's plenty of room

We can role play better bring a costume

Tonight's on me, you're lucky it won't cost you


CHORUS

 

I love my groupie bitches
I love, I love my groupie bitches

I love, I love my groupie bitches groupie bitches groupie bitches

VERSE II (Ricky Rucker)

 

Got the groupies in the jacuzzi just a sippin' brewski

What I'm trying to do here is get Nick to film my movie

Usually I never get paid to get booty

It's called Ruck does Vegas, heller how ya doin?

She's got no class - that's a groupie bitch

But she's got ass and that groupie's thick

Always just trashed - that's a groupie bitch

And down for the smash - that's a groupie bitch

It's fairly easy just to get a groupie naked

Cause she already is if it's a groupie I'm bangin'

As soon as I'm slangin' my baconshe's gonna be singing my name

And reaching in her pocket book just to take care of my payment

Pay me ladies

Yeah, I'm something like a gigolo

But when I look in the mirror it's just one smooth criminal

Hit it with the quickness until you finish tuck and roll

I appreciate the business, poof, Ricky Ruck is gone

VERSE III

 

Now all my groupie bitches gather round

We about to take a picture now

Perk up the tittes, stick that booty out

Show all the other groupie bitches not knowing how

Brace, Ricky and I about to have a good time

I think we need to meet some new groupies tonight

Get em ready single file line

Line em up like an eight ball, yeah that 3.5

I know she down to fu*k and I got a chub

So we about to leave the club and not make love

Brace says: it's just a blur bitch, shut up

Ricky Rucker says: bitch, you better give it up

No digits, problems don't get fixed and after she leaving soon

I can even impress the groupies with my auto-tune

I love my gro